A little lady full of hate
Petrichor
me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

every sidekick in any movie: you did it!
every main character in any movie: no, we did it