*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
Really guys? Let’s see about that.
Dude that’s nothin compared to this:
i cannot believe that someone made a fucking portrait of dean winchester’s blue steel
(Source: ajz83)
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
isn’t that the Weasley’s owl Errol?
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????
No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.
This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100
^ think of it in reverse! how much more do i need to add to 93 to get to 100?
my teacher taught me this
in school
in grade 4
i’m sorry you all had shitty teachers
*cha cha real smooth out motherfuckers*
93 x 95 = 8835
irish accents
new york accents
russian accents
french accents
scottish accents
australian accents
spanish accents
all accents
My sister thinks that I (aged 16) would be the oldest person there besides parents. Prove her wrong?
pffff I’m 20 and I still want to go there okay. Okay point proven.
…I’ve never been to Disneyland :c
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
nayx:
this is so illegal. we’re going to get in so much trouble. you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs